About Us

Funny. Weird. Totally obsessed with cats.

Crude Cats is a small, independent t-shirt brand built for people who love a good laugh. Our designs are a mix of clever, weird, mildly chaotic, and cat-obsessed. Some are feline-inspired, some are just plain funny — all are meant to make you smirk, snort, or say, “I need that.”

We don’t do boring. We don’t do basic.
We make t-shirts for people who want their personality on display.

What We’re About

• Cats come first. They’re our biggest inspiration and worst employees.
• Humor is mandatory. If it doesn’t make us laugh, it doesn’t go on a shirt.
• Comfort is non-negotiable. Our tees are soft, wearable, and perfect for napping — with or without a cat.

Join the Club

Whether you’re here for the cat jokes, the clever wordplay, or just a comfy tee that makes people double-take — you’re in the right place.

Welcome to Crude Cats.